- I haven’t been on Tumblr in a while. Whatever.
- I want to fuck Norman Bates on Bates Motel. He’s 21, okay?
- I had a dream last night in which I was given a weird HIV test result: not positive or negative—I got a “maybe.” I was sad.
- I keep forgetting that most American are fucking stupid, trashy fuckheads—until I watch reality TV.
- Vaginal discharge.